Intimate Snack Enthusiast Gifts

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Trail mix?"

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Love is when you watch television together.

'Pigs feet, sir?' 'Are they pickled?'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

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