Smokers With A Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

Signs at the entrance of a cemetery pointing to the "Smoking" and "Non-smoking" sections.

Smoker has smoking x ray.

'It's a match made in Heaven.'

'Apply liberally whenever you get the urge to have a cigarette.'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'Do you mind!!?'

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

A fat cat in a suit smoking a cigar.

"The dog wants out again!"

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"This is an expensive habit - I keep stubbing out my e-cigarettes."

igloo smoking zone...

Snowman with 'No Smoking' sign.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'Well the dog's been passively smoking our fags for the past ten years, so I think it's only fair that he has a nicotene patch too.'

"He said if we don't let him in, he'll huff and he'll puff and he'll fill up our whole house with cigar smoke."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

Grumpy man telling a teddy bear whoes watching TV to get out of his chair

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

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"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

All Organic Pork: "Naturally smoked bacon my ass."

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

''Stop smoking'? -- but my psychiatrist just told me to start!'

"You should have mentioned in your resume that you could only do it once."

'It's a filthy and nasty habit, but at least, you won't end up with yellow teeth...'

Man Carrying Olympic Torch Stops For Smoke Break

If they ban smoking in cars...