Outdoor Snacker Gifts

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Fresh pepper?"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"We grind our own catnip."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

'Who wants to go on a picnic?'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Footsicle

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Look out, here come the vultures."

Cheeseboard mouse trap

"Let me assure you, war's not a picnic."

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.