Outdoor Snacker Gifts

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"We grind our own catnip."

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

Supermarket Aisles.

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

'Every crowd has a silver lining!'

'Who wants to go on a picnic?'

"Nothing says summer like mayonnaise-based salads congealing in the heat."

"Man, I love roughing it out here... but this trail mix is making my fingers sticky!"

Footsicle

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

"Let me assure you, war's not a picnic."

Cheeseboard mouse trap

'Percy comes on all our picnics. Saves bringing a hamper!'