Backpack Snacker Gifts

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Bedside Manna.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

'Because it's there!'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"We grind our own catnip."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Honest Vending Machine