Sandwich Snacker Gifts

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

Super Heroes.

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Jelly I.V.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

"Do you want fries with that?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Batman and Reuben

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"We grind our own catnip."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

The Troposhere

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Now this how you handle the end of summer...'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"If you're as smart a refrigerator as they say you are, you'll keep your mouth shut about this."