Sweet Tooth Snacker Gifts

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

His Her Cakes

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!