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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

Layer cake

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."