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'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

His Her Cakes

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Therapy?'

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Boy on father's knee

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."

A Sweet Christmas Connection

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'