Sweet Tooth Junkie Gifts

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

His Her Cakes

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

Extra Rich Cream Cakes

Boy on father's knee

'Therapy?'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

"The main skill you need in parenting, is the ability to surreptitiously eat chocolate."