Spiritual Snacker Gifts

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Breakfast surreal.

"Namasteak"

Holy Macaroni,

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"We grind our own catnip."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"Put some spiritual food in there."

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

"Make me one with everything."

"Dad, what is a meal?"

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

Medium Fries and a Drink

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

Cheeseboard mouse trap

"Pizza lover's pizza"

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.