Spiritual Snacker Gifts

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

Holy Macaroni,

Breakfast surreal.

"Namasteak"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"We grind our own catnip."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

Supermarket Aisles.

"Make me one with everything."

Medium Fries and a Drink

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

'Not eucalyptus leaves again!'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Prayer services held in pub' "Same again please..."

'The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it!'

'If I collapse there's a cherry danish in my lunchbox.'

"Yeah, he calls me his best friend alright, but he's never shared his hot chips: not once!"

Cheeseboard mouse trap

"Pizza lover's pizza"

Fat Buddhist contemplating eating the dove of peace.