Snack Ritualist Gifts

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

Bowled over again!

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Honest Vending

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"With the prices they charge these days I can't afford to throw a pie or can off beer at the ref."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'OK, the worn out carpeting proves I snack too much. Only one thing to do. Tomorrow I get prices on hardwood floors.'

Stupid Microwave

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

'Him' Watching the Game to Relax

Cookie Surveillance