Snack Soothsayer Gifts

Medium Fries and a Drink

Bad for you but to die for

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Champagne

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Budget Munchies

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Put some spiritual food in there."

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Make me one with everything."

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

A fridge surrounded by books.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."

The Potato Man

Pizza delivery to heaven.

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Don't forget Mr. Garibaldi's biscuits."

'The more important question then, is who is cracker?'