Snack Soothsayer Mugs

Medium Fries and a Drink

Bad for you but to die for

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Champagne

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Budget Munchies

With one badly timed dunk teabreak was ruined.

'Snack Bar's Open.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

Authentic Hot Dogs.

'Hi, Mom. I volunteered you to bring cookies for snack time at school for every other day!'

"I don't understand why kids' pants have so many pockets."

"Put some spiritual food in there."

'Could we have a little chat when you're through here?'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

'Jeff's Not Fast Enough' food stand.

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"Make me one with everything."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

Pizza delivery to heaven.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

The Potato Man

A fridge surrounded by books.

"That wasn't a complete waste of time. There were doughnuts."

For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.

'Defler, I'd like to speak to you about your part time, lunch hour job.'

"Don't forget Mr. Garibaldi's biscuits."