Metaphysical Snacker Gifts

"Pizza lover's pizza"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

'It's one of your five a day.'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Breaking Bad Wind

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'

Book Burp

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'The more important question then, is who is cracker?'

Tarot Cards for Chickens

"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."