Metaphysical Snacker Gifts

"Pizza lover's pizza"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"You were right, I didn't want to stop."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Breakfast surreal.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Well, O.K., so you found fast food, but what's the hurry?

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

No matter where. . . everyone gravitates toward the kitchen.

'We've been through thick and thin. Tell me about the thin again.'

'Cambridge dons of electrical engineering find a way to do toast without going to the buttery.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'It's one of your five a day.'

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Pizza delivery to heaven.

'I'll have the Pollack salad, and a glass of house wine.'

Zombies eat brains, eh? Some TV shows do, too.

'Are you genetically modified? - Then you'll love our G.M. food.'

I can't find the artisanal Pop-Tarts.

Breaking Bad Wind

Book Burp

Suddenly, God gets the urge for an Earth cream cone.

"I always have chicken so I can study the entrails."

'The more important question then, is who is cracker?'

Tarot Cards for Chickens

"Your less-hungry-than-thou thing is very annoying."