Backpack Snacker Prints

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I'm learning to appreciate the simple things in life."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Bedside Manna.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Because it's there!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"We grind our own catnip."