Fresh Air Smokers Gifts

'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

Walkers

'Larry liked to crack the window before bed.'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

Chilly baby.

"Thanks for getting me out of the house."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

Elephant seeking fresh air

Clean air.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

'Mind if I open a window? It's a balmy day.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'I'm just checking my e-cigarette.'

Mum Told Me To Play Outside.

It is the primitive joy of hunting wild creatures.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

'Oh Mother, he's just showing off his passion for freshness.'

"Everytime he closes a door he opens a window. He's obsessed with airflow."

Ski-lift clothes line.

'The good news is, my new workplace is in the fresh air...'

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus

"I finally stopped smoking. It's great to have clean lungs!"

Woman throwing away smoking accessories

Woman walking in the wind

Post Corona World

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

"But, you don't understand, Your Honor. I'm the outdoors type."