Outdoor Cooking Prints

The King Can Do No Wrong

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'That's nice, but isn't it supposed to be a grill?'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'Now you can surf and turf.'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"Nothing to worry about, Honey, just a little flare-up!"

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'When I said I wanted to go out to eat, I meant farther out.'

"How come when men cook outdoors it's 'barbecuing,' but when women do it it's 'witchcraft'?"

"Please hug me."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Dangerous Griller

An angry barbecue.

Who wants theirs well done?

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

'Come and get it!'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Bob sacrifices the first burger to the barbecue gods."

' So tell us Luc, how'd you get so darned good on the grill?!'

"I know you love to bar-b-que, honey....but you just can't barbeque spaghetti!"

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

'Fred, everybody is here!'

'How would you like your steak...overcooked, burned to a crisp or completely incinerated?'

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

"Do you do catering?"

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

Ode to a Grill

"Don't be intimidated. He doesn't even have a balcony."

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"What about the five that fell through?"

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"