Backyard Cooking Gifts

"Alice! The kebabs are ready!"

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

"I've just barbecued my head again."

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

His New Grillfriend

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

Aprons

Ode to a Grill

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

"Come and get it!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

'Come and get it!'