Backyard Farming Gifts

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Prize vegetables.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

An early space launch attempt.

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'The sty is falling!!'

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

Bird Bath.

"Do kids eat free?"

'This is a real barnburner.'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Dogs and Chickens

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

'It's my first attempt at gardening but so far I've learned...'

Living next door to area 51

'I would love to play in your tree-house, but I can't climb trees...'