Home Farming Gifts

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

The cost of home grown vegetables

Prize vegetables.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Apples for sale

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

baby sweetcorn...

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'The circle is complete!'

Humans...What is their purpose?

Chase me, chase me cows.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Cow Pinatas

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cow in love'

Pumpkin patch

'Steak Ted?'