Hobby Farming Gifts

Prize vegetables.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

The Shepherd's Staff. . .

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Farmer's credit.

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Hydroponic Gardening

"I'm not sure...I think the animals have been acting differently since we started feeding them that genetically modified stuff!"

'Sorry Sharon. The world is just not ready for porky milk!'

'Ab Lawsons cholesterol farm'

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

You, my friend, are going to have a great Christmas party!

'Because he was the one who had to milk her. That's why Jack traded the cow for a handful of beans.'

"No need to be embarrassed. Eventually we all need a lanolin supplement."