Hobby Farmer Gifts

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

Prize vegetables.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

An early space launch attempt.

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

Cow of BEEF

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'The sty is falling!!'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

'Food fight!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Dogs and Chickens

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

Farmer's credit.