Hobby Farmer Pillows

Wow, a dairy farmer! Mine is a hobby farmer, so he doesn't care how much milk I produce: I'm more like a pet to him...

Prize vegetables.

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

An early space launch attempt.

Cow of BEEF

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Do kids eat free?"

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

'Food fight!'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Dogs and Chickens

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

D.I.Y SUCKS!

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"