Amateur Farmer Pillows

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Cow of BEEF

Pull the udder one

Free Range Employees.

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Cow Pilot.

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Dogs and Chickens

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Biotechnology in agriculture

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Farmer's credit.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'