Amateur Farmer T-Shirts

Man sowing plant seed Cat sowing bird seed.

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'Cow in love'

"Looks like we grafted a few too many human genes into the kohlrabi."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

An early space launch attempt.

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Pull the udder one

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Cow Pilot.

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.

Dogs and Chickens

'They used to be called sheep, and they produced wool. Now they're some sort of bioengineered creatures, and they produce antibiotics.'

Farmer's credit.

Biotechnology in agriculture

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing.

"Naw, mom says there ain't no candy corn seeds!"

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'And this is the secret of how our company gets through hard times: we grow all our own food!'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."