Home Grower Gifts

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"This is your new solar powered dryer?"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Cut out and keep your own Gardener!

"You overwatered the plant, again."

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious day when you're ripe and not yet mealy?"

The Perfect Garden.

Hydroponic Gardening

'I say it's spinach and the heck with it!'

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

"There. Straight from the organic veggie patch. The world's most expensive carrot."

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'The only thing I grow in my garden is tired!'

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

'You're putting coffee grounds in the plants again, aren't you?'

'This morning I was the second largest pumpkin at the State Fair...'

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

You just plant the seed, water it, and when it grows, you eat it --- I call it "agribusiness."

'Dear, I think the plants need watering.'

Organic Salad

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

"Juding by your expression, your mom made kale for dinner."

'My mom's planting broccoli and squash. I'm planting popcorn and jelly beans.'

Sign on shed reads 'Gone to seed.'

With a fresh, homegrown tomato tasting this fantasic, it makes no sense that "garden variety" means "ordinary"!

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.