Garden Grower Gifts

Planting vegetables - "BEAN there done that."

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Woman in grocery store sees live vegetables growing beneath farm-fresh vegetables sign.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Prize vegetables.

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

The Busy Gardener

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Cocktails on the verandah.

baby sweetcorn...

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

The Environmentalist

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

So Close..

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''