Grocery Grower Gifts

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Important Food Groups

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Non-Humble Pie.

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Self-Checkout.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Grocery Shopping

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs