Independent Grocer Gifts

Independents blocking chain groceries.

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

Important Food Groups

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

Only One Item or Fewer.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Non-Humble Pie.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Conference Pears

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Unusual Offers

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Self-Checkout.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Grocery Shopping

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs