Quirky Grocer Gifts

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Non-Humble Pie.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

Unusual Offers

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'The customer is always right...'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

New Marvel Heroes

Dave's Hamburger Shop

Low Hanging Fruit

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"