Quirky Grocer Mugs

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'The attendant is very good. I tip him the occasional sparrow.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Non-Humble Pie.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

'The customer is always right...'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Low Hanging Fruit

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"