Grocer Mugs

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

All Produce Locally Grown in this Hemisphere.

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

Supermarket - 'Buy Two Get A Farmer Free'

e-procurement

New Marvel Heroes

"Why have you brought me here?"

Man with meat getting chased by dogs

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Waitrose stock non standardised fruit.

"We're overstocked."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

"Excuse me, is this fruit genetically modified?"

Wild fruit

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

Fresh milk - Self service

"Can you sprinkle these maggots around. We don't want people thinking everything's covered in pesticide."

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

"Yeah, it's all grown locally. Just not locally around here."

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

"Global egg shortage"