Grocer T-Shirts

'Just the one, thanks.'

'If you want produce grown on the farm down the road you'll have to go to Kuala Lumpur.'

Fresh Pears / Ripe Plums / Juicy Gossip

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

e-procurement

All Produce Locally Grown in this Hemisphere.

Supermarket - 'Buy Two Get A Farmer Free'

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

'Jake's Alternate Pharmacy.'

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

Let's all go to a farmer's market.

Waitrose stock non standardised fruit.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"Why have you brought me here?"

New Marvel Heroes

"We're overstocked."

Man with meat getting chased by dogs

'That's Jeb Lambert. He was actually the first one to say 'paper or plastic'. Before that everyone said 'plastic or paper'... I mean, can you imagine?'

"Look at the irregular colors, the odd shapes, the worm holes..."

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

"Actually son....these are peaches!"

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

"Excuse me, is this fruit genetically modified?"

Produce Dept. Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll.

GM Foods - Bananas singing, "Oh yes we are all bananas......"

'I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're not expected to last much longer after your expiration date.'

All reduced 10...The prices? No, the vegetables.

Fresh milk - Self service

Wild fruit

"Am I going crazy or was this place Korean just last week?"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Farm Produce - Sweet Corn Potatoes Rocks

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

"Can you sprinkle these maggots around. We don't want people thinking everything's covered in pesticide."