Greengrocers Mugs

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Non-Humble Pie.

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Conference Pears

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

New Marvel Heroes

Try our new genetically engineered produce.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Frank, leak to the tabloids that these slow moving broccoli flakes cure cancer.'

Self-Checkout.

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Low Hanging Fruit

Grocery Shopping

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs