Greengrocers Pillows

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

At the market

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Only One Item or Fewer.

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Non-Humble Pie.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Conference Pears

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Unusual Offers

Mom's restaurant - 'You can't leave until you've eaten your greens.'

New Marvel Heroes

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Low Hanging Fruit

'I've got it written down...'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

Self-Checkout.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'Tropical fruit, imported cheese, coconuts...I'm not really into that 'eat locally' stuff.'