Quirky Store Lover Mugs

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Pastry Hat

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

'We have three minutes left.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Unfinished Funiture Store.

High speed cinder block

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Snapshots in Time

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'