Quirky Shop Lovers Mugs

Used parts Store.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Pastry Hat

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'We have three minutes left.'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

Diner

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Fly fishing.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

High speed cinder block

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'Will you be wanting this?'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Snapshots in Time