Quirky Store Lover T-Shirts

Serious Competition: Thingamajigs and Whatchamacallits.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Pastry Hat

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

You don't need to believe EVERYTHING you are told.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'We have three minutes left.'

Diner

Fly fishing.

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

Unfinished Funiture Store.

High speed cinder block

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Will you be wanting this?'

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Snapshots in Time

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'Have there been any side effects from the medicine?'

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