"Stupid big chains..."
Independent Retailer Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite independent retailer? Our collection pays tribute to small-business owners with humorous, thoughtful designs on all the essentials—mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for the entrepreneurial soul who values independence and hustle, these products add a personal touch to their workspace or home. Celebrate their independence and passion with a gift that speaks their language.
Larry's used art
"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."
"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"
Cut Price
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
"Excuse me, I'm here to do some sole searching."
"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."
Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.
"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"
A women in a shoeshop.
Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1
"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
"Home depot."
Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
'If you're having trouble finding what you want, try our other store--'Cabernet Sauvignons Starting with the Letter B'.'
"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."
'I'd like to return this, please.'
"Our business is based on breakthroughs."
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'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'
Hardy Annuals
"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."
"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."
"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
How Amazon was invented
"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."
'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'
'Tesco's cheif executive meets with staff.'
D.I.Y
Sale.
A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...
"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."
Independent Retailer Gifts Collection
Independent Retailer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for independent retailers—perfect for daily motivation or a good laugh while they work.
Independent Retailer Pillows
Comfort meets character with pillows crafted for independent retailers—add personality to their workspace or lounge.
Independent Retailer Prints
Elevate their retail space or personal room with prints celebrating the independent retail spirit—words and humor they’ll love.
Independent Retailer T-Shirts
Find amusing and empowering t-shirts for independent retailers—great for casual days or showcasing their retail pride.