Independent Vendor Gifts

An independent vendor at the Royal BC Museum, Fred made very little money.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

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Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'No sniffing.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

Young costermonger trying to sell to a gentleman.

Inflatable Hands with Index and Middle fingers showing on sale for spectators at a Sports Stadium Event

Man on left - 'What do you call a public servant who spends half their time doing private work?' Man on right - 'An MP?'

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Self-employed.

What it takes to be a leader.

'I'll take ten, please.'

'Your main strength is you have the right product in the right place.'

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

(Direct to the Consumer)

'I hear they're really good.'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

Duplass Brothers

"We're taking separate vacations this year."

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'I lost my shoe, but I got my foot in the door.'