Independent Viewer Gifts

I'm announcing the debut of my new manual: "Randy's Movie-Watching for Alphas." Chapter One: The critics are all wrong

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"The Just Me Band"

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

The Mainstream

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'We loved this book. Twenty nine experts tell you how to think independently.'

Rogue elephant

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Whatever!

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Duplass Brothers

How very Independent!

"I've made a fortune as a successful artist! I couldn't see this happening if I became a soldier or a worker..."

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"They say she's gone completely Sundance."

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

"I work well independently. I usually correct all the problems I create."

"If you must know, like most cats I'm a registered Independent!"

"I took the road less travelled..."

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."