Solitary Viewer Gifts

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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"All the good ones are either married, gay or Viggo Mortensen."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

'Your mom is probably watching. Go for the jugular.'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Delivery."

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

Cable Bill.

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

Looking For Love.

No Man is an Island

...Once his tackle is among the fish...he can savour the strange thrill of being utterly own.

"I'll have a programme and sit on that."

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Lighter

"Home school class reunion"

'Happy new year'

Hunters And Gatherers Without Partners.

Do you know what girls want?

"That's it?"

"You just watch him Ethel. He'll sit there and say nothing, just to annoy me."

'I have no idea who he is, I like to keep myself to myself.'

Introverts' Heaven

'Well, he's progressed from an imaginary friend to an imaginary mentor.'

Christmas party for the home worker

'This guy figures to be on his bicycle all night.'

"You've never been in a committed relationship. And you have the nerve to call me feral?"