Solitary Artist Fan Gifts

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Yes, I'm alone."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

And that's why I'm still single!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

One Man Band

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Icarus' mistake

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Pink Lion

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Peg Party.

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.