Solitary Artist Fan Gifts

'Look, it's Saunders, formerly from accounting. He never was much of a team player.'

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Pharaoh Cocoon

"Yes, I'm alone."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Van Gogh in the age of COVID-19

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

"No it's fine, really. I'm just saying it's not very mysterious."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

'What luck!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

And that's why I'm still single!

One Man Band

The Dangers of Binge Drumming

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"Instead of a three-hour play with 20 performers, what about a single performer, alone onstage, telling jokes for 30 minutes?"

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Peg Party.

'This court hereby sentences you to fifteen months in an imaginary box.'

Pink Lion

Icarus' mistake

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

'Is something wrong Kevin... we don't talk anymore!'

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Anyone Welcome