Independent Dreamer Gifts

"Mum says she wants to stay in her own home, but failing that, she'll settle for a villa in Spain."

"Young Frankenstein"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Lemniskate

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Giraffe Portrait

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The world's most unemployable family

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Space for Lease.

The Idea of America.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."