Independent Dreamer Mugs

"Young Frankenstein"

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Child protects planet with umbrella.

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

What else is there to wish for?

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Lemniskate

'The housing market may be flat, but pillow-fort construction is blooming!'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

Giraffe Portrait

"Those are the failed attempts at my first novel."

"I'm sad to hear everybody lived happily ever after. That means no sequels to this story."

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'He's working on a lullaby.'

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

Space for Lease.

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"I like it, honey ... it speaks to what a waste of time your MFA was."

The Idea of America.

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

The world's most unemployable family

DACA