Independence Dreamer Mugs

"The time will come, son, when you will move out of the basement and into a basement apartment of your own."

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

The Idea of America.

Free ticket to heaven... details inside

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

DACA

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Whatever!

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'I'm 85 to 90 percent sure that I've got it!'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Rebel without a cause. Poet without a war.

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Man with a Plan

"My son's a commonwealth - I give him money to be independent."

"You should go freelance like me!"