Independence Dreamers Mugs

"Could our co-op secede from the United States and govern itself?"

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'So, what do you want to be when you grow up: rebel scum or loyal servant of the supreme android republic?'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

Whatever!

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"We've got a problem."

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

~ S.O.S.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'Well at least we've got some shade from the sun.'

"I spy something blue."

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

In and Out tray filled with messages in bottles on a manned desk on a desert Island

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

"Your problem is that you live in a fantasy world."

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

My Hero

Born to rock.

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'