Someone Dreaming Of Independence Mugs

"You should go freelance like me!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

What else is there to wish for?

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Man propelled by love

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

Tarzan, the Heavy Sleeper.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Girl trying to be a woman