Someone Dreaming Of Independence Pillows

"You should go freelance like me!"

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

What else is there to wish for?

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Man propelled by love

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

Having installed a hydraulically operated wall in their 25-year-old's bedroom...

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Inbox and Outbox

'Well, we still think you're a naughty boy, running away to sea like that!'

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'I want to go out of town so that I can become a fully independent person, but near enough so that I can bring my laundry home.'

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

"And since when does being twenty-five and married and living in Dallas excuse you from a family meeting?"

Girl trying to be a woman

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

The end of boardroom table establishes independence