Independence Enthusiasts Mugs

'Graduation - Now you can do your own laundry.'

'There goes Davies again, lording it in his company vehicle.'

"Votin' in Scotland? Nobody told me about that."

Jarvis Cocker

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

Footing The Bill

Catalan sentence

'You let me out. What I do when I'm out is my business.'

"I'm fine going all zoom."

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'Fersteimer believes in strictly minding his own business.'

"Beware of dog"

Desert-Island Joke 2020: "Believe us, you're better off there."

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Mind Island

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

". . . Then she married the wealthiest man in the word and they lived happily ever after, all be it separately."

Musings of a Marooned Mountain Man

"I can't decide whether to run away or just get off the grid."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Bank as a money tree

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

Your library book is overdue.

Independence Day.

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

"Listen, Mom, I'm not your little girl anymore."

'He gave me my own key so I can get back in when I want to.'

I am what I am. Ain't no politician, political party, nor other group gonna change my plan. Your business is yours and mine is mine...don't make me break open a spinach can!"

Desert Island Zoom Support Group.

Desert Isle CCTV

"Have you been tested?"

"There's no privacy anymore."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"